Chapter 254: Drunk

Okay, I can’t really do this tonight. The blog is going to have to be skipped. Why is that? My focus is off. Why is that? Well, quite frankly… I be dranking. In one hand is a ghetto mimosa, made with the finest champagne known to man, Verdi. In the other hand is a seemingly continuous cigarette because I keep re-lighting them. These things, unfortunately, are not conducive to writing a blog for the evening. So, I’m not going to. I mean, not really. I will tell you this: today wound up a lot better than I expected it would. Well, that’s not entirely true. The morning sucked. The early afternoon was slightly better but the evening was pretty good. I had some dranks. My brother and sister-in-law did wind up coming up from Fort Meyers, and my sister and her girlfriend came out and we all just went out to dinner and, like I said, I had a few dranks. Then I came home and had some more dranks. Dranky dranky dranky. I think I’m gonna go watch a movie on Netflix until I pass out. It was a pretty decent day. I’m kinda sad Rachel couldn’t be there – she had car drama. Still, it was fun. I’m glad. We’re doing another little thing on Monday, my actual birthday, with just my sister and her girlfriend and her family. I mean we’re just getting together to watch the premiere of the new RuPaul show. It should be fun, though. I’m drunk. I need to go to sleep or something. Goodnight.